1 00:00:12,790 --> 00:00:13,790 Hey. 2 00:00:14,050 --> 00:00:15,070 How did it go? 3 00:00:15,470 --> 00:00:16,910 Did you get me that sperm sample? 4 00:00:17,550 --> 00:00:19,270 No, I couldn't get it. 5 00:00:20,310 --> 00:00:24,950 I don't know what to do. How am I supposed to help you and my daughter out 6 00:00:24,950 --> 00:00:26,610 can't get a sample from you, Brad? 7 00:00:26,950 --> 00:00:32,470 I don't know. I've been back there for, like, ten minutes, and I can't get 8 00:00:32,470 --> 00:00:36,070 anything working. I think you need to relax. Like, I know this is a little 9 00:00:36,070 --> 00:00:37,790 weird, but I am a fertility doctor. 10 00:00:38,190 --> 00:00:40,130 Yeah. Okay, I understand. 11 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:47,040 You're a mother -in -law, but... But, you know, I'm just trying. I just don't 12 00:00:47,040 --> 00:00:53,480 know. I've been trying and trying. I just don't know what could... 13 00:00:53,480 --> 00:00:55,540 Maybe you're stressed out. 14 00:00:57,280 --> 00:00:58,280 Are you really stressed? 15 00:00:58,820 --> 00:01:00,560 Maybe. Are you okay? 16 00:01:01,080 --> 00:01:02,080 Yeah, maybe a little. 17 00:01:03,260 --> 00:01:07,280 I mean, I don't think you understand how bad I need that sample. 18 00:01:08,060 --> 00:01:10,400 How am I supposed to figure out who's the problem? 19 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:14,920 You need to loosen up a little. You're so tense. 20 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:20,140 I don't know what to do. We've been trying for a while. 21 00:01:20,900 --> 00:01:23,340 Don't you want me to help you guys have a kid? 22 00:01:23,580 --> 00:01:25,580 Yeah. I mean, we've been trying for so long. 23 00:01:27,320 --> 00:01:28,820 I'll try anything at this point. 24 00:01:29,780 --> 00:01:30,780 I know. 25 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:31,920 You know what? 26 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:36,190 Maybe you need... I need a massage. A massage? You know what? Stand up. What? 27 00:01:36,250 --> 00:01:37,510 What? What are you talking about? 28 00:01:37,750 --> 00:01:39,670 This is what you need. 29 00:01:39,870 --> 00:01:40,870 What? 30 00:01:41,730 --> 00:01:48,350 You need a massage to calm down your nerves. You're so tense. 31 00:01:49,810 --> 00:01:51,430 I mean, wait. 32 00:01:51,670 --> 00:01:53,430 Whoa, whoa, whoa. I got those. 33 00:01:53,690 --> 00:01:54,649 I got those. 34 00:01:54,650 --> 00:01:58,410 You need to take your pants off. My mommy helped me. It'll be okay. 35 00:01:58,910 --> 00:01:59,910 It'll be okay. 36 00:02:00,070 --> 00:02:01,070 It'll be okay. 37 00:02:01,670 --> 00:02:03,110 This is my job, Brad. 38 00:02:03,350 --> 00:02:07,050 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, let me at least take my pants off, and I'll get up soon. 39 00:02:07,150 --> 00:02:08,150 I'll do it. I'll do it. 40 00:02:08,470 --> 00:02:12,190 Okay. You got me that far. I can take off my own pants. Are you going to be 41 00:02:12,190 --> 00:02:15,510 okay? It's just a massage. Yeah, I'll be fine. It'll be fine. 42 00:02:15,730 --> 00:02:16,730 All right. 43 00:02:16,930 --> 00:02:17,809 Is that good? 44 00:02:17,810 --> 00:02:18,810 Am I good? 45 00:02:18,870 --> 00:02:20,310 Get on the table. All right. 46 00:02:21,050 --> 00:02:22,050 I think this is yours. 47 00:02:22,270 --> 00:02:25,350 Just lay down and relax. 48 00:02:26,610 --> 00:02:30,870 I need to get that sperm sample from you. 49 00:02:33,150 --> 00:02:39,630 It's going to make you relax and loosen up so you can give me what I need. 50 00:02:39,870 --> 00:02:41,130 Mommy knows best. 51 00:02:41,410 --> 00:02:42,410 You know that. 52 00:02:42,490 --> 00:02:44,450 Okay, now it's getting a little weird. Brad! 53 00:02:44,990 --> 00:02:47,630 Just trust me. 54 00:02:52,359 --> 00:02:54,720 Okay. Isn't that feeling better already? 55 00:02:55,100 --> 00:02:58,040 Yeah, I mean, it does help a little. 56 00:02:58,480 --> 00:03:00,040 Yeah? Yeah. 57 00:03:00,340 --> 00:03:03,340 Maybe you'll actually be able to give me that sperm sample. 58 00:03:05,920 --> 00:03:09,320 This is exactly what you needed. 59 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:14,420 Oh, your muscles are so tense right here. 60 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:16,560 Yeah? 61 00:03:18,640 --> 00:03:22,480 What are you so stressed out about besides this? 62 00:03:23,640 --> 00:03:30,560 The only way I'm going to figure out who 63 00:03:30,560 --> 00:03:33,560 the problem is is with that sperm sample. 64 00:03:34,640 --> 00:03:37,940 That's it, right? My mother -in -law with sperm sample? 65 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:40,120 Are you sure this is okay? 66 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:43,560 You know, your daughter? Am I not a doctor? 67 00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:45,080 Yeah. 68 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:47,460 I've been doing this for years. 69 00:03:47,720 --> 00:03:48,980 They think I have this under control. 70 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:52,640 I mean, it's still just a little weird. It's a little weird. 71 00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:54,320 Trust me, okay? 72 00:03:55,760 --> 00:03:57,420 It's me that trusts mommy. 73 00:04:01,260 --> 00:04:02,260 There you go. 74 00:04:03,460 --> 00:04:06,360 Even though I'm your mother -in -law, I'm still your mommy. 75 00:04:06,920 --> 00:04:08,080 Oh, wow. Okay. 76 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:09,960 That's so weird. 77 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:15,160 You're going to have to get used to that. 78 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:22,720 So, I mean, are you sure this is okay? 79 00:04:23,100 --> 00:04:24,420 I'm positive. 80 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:26,880 You need to give me what I want. 81 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:33,520 Oh, okay. 82 00:04:34,620 --> 00:04:36,480 Is this your first time getting a massage? 83 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:41,120 I mean, I usually don't get a massage by my doctor, but... 84 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:45,780 It's, uh, yeah, I've gotten a massage before. 85 00:04:48,330 --> 00:04:49,510 Are you okay? 86 00:04:50,070 --> 00:04:51,630 Yeah, you're just going up a little high there. 87 00:04:53,050 --> 00:04:59,750 If it bothers you getting massaged by your doctor, maybe I should help you 88 00:05:03,930 --> 00:05:04,930 That's so weird. 89 00:05:06,710 --> 00:05:08,430 Brad, you need to just relax. 90 00:05:09,650 --> 00:05:10,870 Relax, Brad. 91 00:05:13,290 --> 00:05:16,150 I can feel how tense this is. 92 00:05:19,180 --> 00:05:23,880 I'm trying to loosen you up for that sample. Relax. 93 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:35,540 Do you mind if I take my lab 94 00:05:35,540 --> 00:05:37,040 coat off? It's so hot in here. 95 00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:40,540 It's making me really hot. Do you mind? 96 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:42,640 I guess not. 97 00:05:45,180 --> 00:05:46,180 It's hot in here. 98 00:05:48,780 --> 00:05:50,020 Just relax. 99 00:05:52,320 --> 00:05:53,840 I'm still your doctor. 100 00:05:54,280 --> 00:05:55,280 Okay. 101 00:05:56,460 --> 00:05:58,820 Still your mommy. 102 00:05:59,140 --> 00:06:00,280 Still your doctor. 103 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:04,920 Brad! What? Just relax. 104 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:09,640 Okay. As long as it's okay. 105 00:06:09,900 --> 00:06:10,900 There you go. 106 00:06:11,380 --> 00:06:12,380 How's that pressure? 107 00:06:14,060 --> 00:06:15,060 It's good. 108 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:16,240 It's good. 109 00:06:17,220 --> 00:06:18,220 You know what? 110 00:06:19,340 --> 00:06:21,960 I'm going to have to have you flip over for me. 111 00:06:22,860 --> 00:06:24,200 Flip over, Brad. 112 00:06:26,020 --> 00:06:27,560 Yep, I can't do it. 113 00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:29,600 You need to relax. 114 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:33,740 I need to get that sample. Brad, just relax. Seriously? 115 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:37,600 The only way I'm going to get the sample is if you relax. 116 00:06:39,180 --> 00:06:40,180 Okay. 117 00:06:40,880 --> 00:06:42,120 It's still a little bit weird. 118 00:06:45,900 --> 00:06:46,900 Trust me. 119 00:06:51,380 --> 00:06:52,560 There we go. 120 00:06:56,840 --> 00:06:58,240 There we go. 121 00:07:04,360 --> 00:07:06,700 Now you're finally relaxing. 122 00:07:09,340 --> 00:07:14,220 You're going to give me that sample, right? 123 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:25,280 There's no we'll see you need to get mommy that sample 124 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:51,080 I mean, do you not want a girl touching it? No. 125 00:07:51,340 --> 00:07:53,020 Jeez, I'm a doctor. 126 00:07:53,860 --> 00:07:58,220 God, don't you know how many times my daughter swaps guys? 127 00:07:58,500 --> 00:08:01,200 What? Are you kidding me? No. 128 00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:05,180 We used to be a lot crazier back in the day. 129 00:08:06,100 --> 00:08:08,560 It's fucking crazy. Do you think you can relax now? 130 00:08:08,860 --> 00:08:10,220 I know what I'm doing. 131 00:08:10,680 --> 00:08:13,960 I'm going to get that sperm sample. I know what I'm doing. 132 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:16,680 Relax. 133 00:08:22,710 --> 00:08:24,930 I don't know about this. 134 00:08:26,050 --> 00:08:27,430 I'm a doctor. 135 00:08:27,830 --> 00:08:29,630 Leave it to me, Brad. 136 00:08:30,210 --> 00:08:31,210 Relax. 137 00:08:32,770 --> 00:08:36,350 How am I supposed to get that sample if you don't relax? 138 00:08:37,150 --> 00:08:39,730 You gotta trust me, okay? Trust mommy. 139 00:08:40,130 --> 00:08:41,130 What? 140 00:08:42,270 --> 00:08:44,430 Just trust mommy. 141 00:08:44,970 --> 00:08:46,630 Oh, shit. 142 00:08:47,550 --> 00:08:49,570 Oh, yeah. 143 00:09:04,610 --> 00:09:09,310 Wow I know what I'm doing 144 00:09:33,520 --> 00:09:35,320 We've been sleeping since we first met. 145 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:37,100 What? He's not going to care. 146 00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:40,780 This kind of stuff actually turns him on. 147 00:09:41,900 --> 00:09:47,440 Oh, yeah. 148 00:09:49,260 --> 00:09:50,700 He's definitely not going to care. 149 00:10:10,190 --> 00:10:11,630 Yeah, whatever works, you know? 150 00:10:19,230 --> 00:10:20,290 Whatever's going to help you. 151 00:10:27,450 --> 00:10:30,310 Is everything better now? 152 00:10:30,690 --> 00:10:32,730 Yeah. It's better. Yeah? 153 00:10:33,090 --> 00:10:33,829 Mm -hmm. 154 00:10:33,830 --> 00:10:34,830 There we go. 155 00:10:35,010 --> 00:10:36,350 I think I'm going to get that sample. 156 00:10:42,090 --> 00:10:46,510 Yeah, would this make it more comfortable for you? 157 00:10:46,810 --> 00:10:48,210 Maybe a little bit. Yeah. 158 00:10:52,090 --> 00:10:53,790 Let me help you out. 159 00:10:55,330 --> 00:10:56,330 Okay. 160 00:10:57,510 --> 00:10:59,990 Brad, I'm doing this for our family. 161 00:11:01,350 --> 00:11:03,130 You sure it's okay with her? 162 00:11:03,470 --> 00:11:06,430 Um, we've... Yeah, I told you. 163 00:11:07,110 --> 00:11:08,130 We're definitely... 164 00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:10,160 Not the Brady Bunch. 165 00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:12,920 Whatever. 166 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:48,320 Like, I need to just get this sample from you. Oh, shit. 167 00:12:48,780 --> 00:12:51,060 Oh, shit. Oh, fuck. Yeah. 168 00:12:52,340 --> 00:12:53,960 Oh, my God. Wow. 169 00:12:54,460 --> 00:12:55,460 It's okay. 170 00:12:55,700 --> 00:12:56,700 It's okay. 171 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:58,360 Oh, 172 00:12:59,660 --> 00:13:00,920 fuck. 173 00:13:03,540 --> 00:13:04,680 Oh, my God. 174 00:13:05,380 --> 00:13:06,380 Yeah. 175 00:13:06,740 --> 00:13:12,340 Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. 176 00:13:17,410 --> 00:13:18,410 There we go. 177 00:13:21,210 --> 00:13:24,390 You know you're going to give me that smell, huh? 178 00:13:26,350 --> 00:13:28,590 Mm -hmm. 179 00:13:29,670 --> 00:13:30,770 There we go. 180 00:13:32,510 --> 00:13:33,510 Oh, 181 00:13:35,890 --> 00:13:37,830 the things I do for my family. 182 00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:24,340 I said it. 183 00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:26,280 Oh, yeah. 184 00:15:26,620 --> 00:15:27,680 You're all the way. 185 00:15:28,700 --> 00:15:29,800 Oh, my God. 186 00:15:30,460 --> 00:15:31,460 Oh, my God. 187 00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:37,180 Oh, my God. You can't come in my back. You can't come in your freaking back? 188 00:15:37,820 --> 00:15:42,960 Oh, yeah. How do you want me, huh? 189 00:15:44,180 --> 00:15:45,200 To your side. 190 00:15:47,020 --> 00:15:48,900 Anything to get back. Be careful. 191 00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:56,500 So it's... 192 00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:29,959 Don't breathe.